Good news and bad news. And some gross news.

[growler_south]

Good news: I'm not sweaty, dizzy, or delerious any more. Head normal.
Bad news: My guts are still dealing with the aftermath, I've been running to toilet every couple of hours, and so I've had no sleep.
Gross news: The one time I *did* get to sleep I woke up just a fraction of a second too late. EWWW!!!

*runs squealing down the hallway at 5am*

I was tempted to use the 'butt' icon but I fear that would be going too far... so we get the pretty lily instead.

Comments

[whiskerfish.livejournal.com]

Gambled and lost eh?
At least it wasn't at work with your only option being an emergency text message to your straight boyfriend in an attempt to rapidly secure some non-shit-filled drawers.
At least it wasn't that, thank god.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Oh! that outcome, which was of course a completely hypothetical and not at all based on experience, *would* have been a far worse outcome. Thank god it didnt happen to me. Or to anyone else I know.

[pa747sp.livejournal.com]

I had a nasty experience on my way home on my bike once. Half way home, it all happened. Cycling, without being able to sit down, whilst the fecal matter works its way down your trousers, is an experienced never to be repeated. I hope.

[furtummy.livejournal.com]

I was tempted to use the 'butt' icon but I fear that would be going too far... so we get the pretty lily instead.

Thanks. Now every time I see a lily I'll have diarhea.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Precisely. Better you have a lily-phobia than a fear of my butt!!

[furtummy.livejournal.com]

It's impossible to not be attracted to that butt. That butt should be hanging from the wall of the SFMoMA.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Well.. I kind of enjoy it where it is!

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY...

[furtummy.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Hope you're feeling butter.

[pa747sp.livejournal.com]

When I was a kid I assumed there was some quirk of human physiology that made it impossible to poo yourself in your sleep. Thanks for clearing that up. Which Im sure you had to.

[bikerbearmark.livejournal.com]

Awwww. Poor, sad, overworked butt. You take care of that butt and the innards it's hooked up to, 'kay?

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

*clench... and clench... and clench...*

[bikerbearmark.livejournal.com]

Hey, why not practice your Kegels while you're at it? <grin>

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

I am and I do... you think having this much talent comes without effort? I got big dreams. I want fame. Well fame costs, and right here is where I start paying....in sweat.

[gregorbehr.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, welcome to my Friday morning last week!
Now if I am following correctly, this was day 3? I assume day 4 will be a call to the doctor?

I worry. It's the nun in me ya know.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

I've had nun in me for a week now.

;-)

Today was day 3 and I am seeing improvements, specifically in the areas of frequency and consistency. Should be much better by tomorrow...

[gregorbehr.livejournal.com]

You're such a shit... LOL

Well, you know your shit best...
But I'll still play mother bear and say if you dont get your shit together soon, see the doc. You're a skinny boy as it is, don't shit yourself away :)

[bikerbearmark.livejournal.com]

Ditto! Go to the doc if you aren't better! Or we'll nag you from a far continent - so there!

[gregorbehr.livejournal.com]

He forgets, I have his mobile number and I'm not afraid to use it...
Ah, the benefits of working for a Phone Company! I can conference call you in for joint nagging! :)

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

bullshit, you ARE afraid to use it, you've had the number for 2 weeks now and what, ONE phone call? and that was after emailing me to make sure it was ok...

Its a MOBILE PHONE, it's with me all the time, if I dont answer its because its not appropriate or I'm asleep and I have it on silent. Either way, you may attempt to call me at any time.

XX
G

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Hrmf. You've never given ME the number.

*pout*fume*

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

LOL I learned that lesson last time- wait 4 days and then go see a doctor who knows about bottoms.

[taobear.livejournal.com]

Just out of curiosity, has your doctor checked for Helicobacter Pylorri? Several years ago I had a bout of recurring tummy issues and even after treating it 3 times it kept coming back every 2-3 months...finally my dr. did lots of tests and discovered it was h. Pylorri...after the treatment for h. Pylorri I've not had a single recurrence.