growler_south: (Bush)
growler_south ([personal profile] growler_south) wrote2005-05-26 01:25 pm

Life's faster at 130bpm

1: plug in headphones
2: turn up volume
3: select INSANE german techno

Result: the tinny "tsh tsh" emanating from your headphones acts as a forcefield, repelling all co-workers and masking the sound of ringing phones.

Caution: Some German techno can sound like porno music or, at least, music you'd like to fuck to. Horniness may result.

[identity profile] gregorbehr.livejournal.com 2005-05-26 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
And here I didn't think you got horny.
My mistake!

[identity profile] liftinmoose.livejournal.com 2005-05-26 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Lord of Acid!!!!
ext_173199: (Madame)

[identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com 2005-05-26 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
It would certainly repel me, that's for certain.

Though I have to admit, stuff like NIN or Marilyn Manson would do it even faster. *gag*

[identity profile] f8n-begorra.livejournal.com 2005-05-26 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Just keep yer dick in yer pants--until after work that is!

[identity profile] beg1n.livejournal.com 2005-05-26 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm thinkin' you could listen to the sound of a fish being slapped against the pavement, and you'd get horny.

[identity profile] boofbiker.livejournal.com 2005-05-27 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
next time we see each other bring german techno. I like and I would like to fuck with it!!!