Life's faster at 130bpm

[growler_south]

1: plug in headphones
2: turn up volume
3: select INSANE german techno

Result: the tinny "tsh tsh" emanating from your headphones acts as a forcefield, repelling all co-workers and masking the sound of ringing phones.

Caution: Some German techno can sound like porno music or, at least, music you'd like to fuck to. Horniness may result.

Comments

[gregorbehr.livejournal.com]

And here I didn't think you got horny.
My mistake!

[liftinmoose.livejournal.com]

Lord of Acid!!!!

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

It would certainly repel me, that's for certain.

Though I have to admit, stuff like NIN or Marilyn Manson would do it even faster. *gag*

[f8n-begorra.livejournal.com]

Just keep yer dick in yer pants--until after work that is!

[beg1n.livejournal.com]

...I'm thinkin' you could listen to the sound of a fish being slapped against the pavement, and you'd get horny.

[boofbiker.livejournal.com]

next time we see each other bring german techno. I like and I would like to fuck with it!!!