Life's faster at 130bpm

[growler_south]

1: plug in headphones
2: turn up volume
3: select INSANE german techno

Result: the tinny "tsh tsh" emanating from your headphones acts as a forcefield, repelling all co-workers and masking the sound of ringing phones.

Caution: Some German techno can sound like porno music or, at least, music you'd like to fuck to. Horniness may result.

Comments

[beg1n.livejournal.com]

...I'm thinkin' you could listen to the sound of a fish being slapped against the pavement, and you'd get horny.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

What sort of fish? ;-)