Life's faster at 130bpm
May. 26th, 2005 01:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
growler_south1: plug in headphones
2: turn up volume
3: select INSANE german techno
Result: the tinny "tsh tsh" emanating from your headphones acts as a forcefield, repelling all co-workers and masking the sound of ringing phones.
Caution: Some German techno can sound like porno music or, at least, music you'd like to fuck to. Horniness may result.
2: turn up volume
3: select INSANE german techno
Result: the tinny "tsh tsh" emanating from your headphones acts as a forcefield, repelling all co-workers and masking the sound of ringing phones.
Caution: Some German techno can sound like porno music or, at least, music you'd like to fuck to. Horniness may result.
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Date: 2005-05-26 03:29 am (UTC)Though I have to admit, stuff like NIN or Marilyn Manson would do it even faster. *gag*