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The new bathroom floor works, in that it's remarkably waterproof. So much so that I took to greeting the lucky punters with "welcome to the shores of scenic Lake Paul!".

Paul was much amused by the ripples every time he moved, but found that the lack of drainage cramped his style. Quite literally, as the effects of sitting in a cold puddle of piss seem to include leg cramping and mild hypothermia.

We may have to look at putting in some kind of drain. Either that or asking Paul not to wallow too frequently.