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Yesterday I went to the Gay Auckland Business Ass. meeting, which seemed to be an excuse for fruits in suits to drink lots of beer and network. Oh, and watch an underwear fashion show, which was kind of amusing given that one of the very handsome models was rather drunk, the other rather stoned, and the third, well I'm not sure what he was on but he was bouncing around like a kid on sugar.

The underwear wasnt my cup of tea at all... tiny, shiny, sparkly. EEE!!!
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The models, however, were very much appreciated by the whole crowd.

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Tonight I'm suposed to be at Urge's 'homie sexual' night- the monthly hip-hop, crunk and grime (whatever the fuck that means) night. But I have a hole where my gum used to be, and a wisdom tooth below, and its making my entire jaw ache. OW OW OW!! So i'm all dosed up on paracetamol and mouthwash, and about to crawl into my nice, clean, warm bed...
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Yes, Erich, I changed my sheets. :-)

Date: 2005-11-03 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baerenjagd.livejournal.com
1. That's underwear? Vile. Now I know why I always go commando. I think you shoulda wrapped the fox into some sort of a loincloth and paraded down the catwalk.
2. Go get that tooth extracted. now. Now. NOW.
3. Good boy! Now, stock up on towels or get ligeter coloured sheets.
4. Awww... it's Bruce the Moose and Pauly the Puffin! *big grin*

Yuck...

Date: 2005-11-03 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sbduk.livejournal.com
...B'jagd, commando is gross, unless you wash your strides after one wear then the body fluid/matter build up doesn't bare thinking about.

You know what freaks me is big hairy macho men getting all gooey about bloody stuffed toys. Occaisionally I envy the gay lifestyle but this is not one such time....

Re: Yuck...

Date: 2005-11-03 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Oh yeah forgot to say that my nipples are in fecking agony, I was enjoying myself last night and got a bit over enthusiastic with my encouragement. "Yeah I reeaaally like it, chew them harder" great at the time but christ in a box they're fucking sore now. So's my arse, a bit of anal investigation is fine but not with 2 inch false nails....

Re: Yuck...

Date: 2005-11-03 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baerenjagd.livejournal.com
No nails in the forbidden zone!

Re: Yuck...

Date: 2005-11-03 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com
You need to do some reading and learning about your arse... nails=bad. Dry=bad. its *delicate* in there (despite what you read on my journal ;-))

Re: Yuck...

Date: 2005-11-03 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baerenjagd.livejournal.com
For some of us, underwear is just to damn confining and uncomfy. As for being gross - rubbish! I dunno about you but my wiener is always clean when I put it back in my pants!


Awww.... so you never had a teddy?

Date: 2005-11-03 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f8n-begorra.livejournal.com
(But did her burn the sheets?)

Date: 2005-11-03 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baerenjagd.livejournal.com
I don't think there is enough petrol left in the world.

Date: 2005-11-03 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com
Petrol? they just about burst into flames on their own!

Date: 2005-11-03 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com
2. money money MONEY... its given me a permanent feeling of pressure in my jaw, like I've been chewing too much gum. eeee!!

Date: 2005-11-03 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baerenjagd.livejournal.com
Go to a dental school! That's what I did years ago in Toronto. If it is a health risk (which it is) your medical should cover it anyway eh?

Paully the Puffin??

Date: 2005-11-03 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paulo38.livejournal.com
Do you want me to reccomend my Dentist
Yoshi is sweet & Cheeper than many as she works out of the Emergency Centre in Ponsonby.
I can loan you the money if need be OK.
Paul.

Re: Paully the Puffin??

Date: 2005-11-03 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com
Yoshi is already my dentist :-) I guess I should go see her before I go away for christmas, dont want to be suffering while in ALaska...

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