I'm afraid I can't come back to work due to the eruption of a very large volcano here in Alaska. All flights out of the Anchorage bowl have been suspended indefinitely. I realize how important to you I am as an employee and I'm terribly upset that I am unable to return to work. But you know how inconvenient these natural catasrophes can be.
In the meantime allow me to perform my work via telecommuting. I think you may find, to your delight, how much work I am able to perform even when I am far away from home.
Please get back to me at your earliest convenience. *cough cough* I'm off to blow out Erich's air filter for the 10th time today. :-O
Yours in sulfur and ash,
Grant, your favouritist employee in the whole world!!!
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Date: 2005-12-19 04:32 am (UTC)I'm afraid I can't come back to work due to the eruption of a very large volcano here in Alaska. All flights out of the Anchorage bowl have been suspended indefinitely. I realize how important to you I am as an employee and I'm terribly upset that I am unable to return to work. But you know how inconvenient these natural catasrophes can be.
In the meantime allow me to perform my work via telecommuting. I think you may find, to your delight, how much work I am able to perform even when I am far away from home.
Please get back to me at your earliest convenience. *cough cough* I'm off to blow out Erich's air filter for the 10th time today. :-O
Yours in sulfur and ash,
Grant, your favouritist employee in the whole world!!!
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Date: 2005-12-19 05:18 am (UTC)favouritisthappiest employee in the whole world!!!no subject
Date: 2005-12-19 08:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-19 07:21 am (UTC)...is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Date: 2005-12-19 07:39 am (UTC)