ASHC

[growler_south]

The phlebotomist botched this one so bad I made a point of looking at my elbow to see if I could see the needle sticking out the other side. She was not amused, but then again neither was I.

Apart from that, and the fact that I dont get the results till next week, my trip to the sexual health clinic was painless. They've given up on urethral swabs too, thank god. Those were nasty.

When the nurse asked me how many partners I've had since my last visit, I replied "Forty-seven".

"Well done!" she said. "...About counting up before you came here, that is", she hurriedly clarified.

Comments

[boyshapedbox.livejournal.com]

I always say "*insert number* and a half!" just to throw them off a little.

[dhbearguy.livejournal.com]

WOW. you were a busy little pocket bear. Hmm where is that post that said you weren't going to be on the US Slut tour. :-)

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Who says the majority were in the US, huh?

(well, yes, ok, the majority *was* in the US, but still. This is over 6 months, and many of those were 2 at a time... damn. This sint helping, is it. ;-))

[benthecube.livejournal.com]

I agree with you on the urethral swabs, they are just plain unpleasant. I wonder if that's what a pap smear feels like...

[barbarian-rat.livejournal.com]

urethral swabs...
some might say..."the wages of sin"
I would just say Ouch!