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[growler_south]

Amazing what you find on the internets. Why, just this evening I stumbled across this (Not Safe For... anything, really) video clip of a gentleman using a bottle brush to clean his urethra. Cleanliness is close to godliness, watching the clip certainly had me calling to Jesus.



Which reminds me of the time I lied to my mother: she found my vibrating sound in the drainer with the cutlery. "Where does this go, and what's it for?"

I told her it was a cocktail stirrer. That's why it vibrates.

A most lovely afternoon, a very intimate dinner to celebrate Squirty's birthday. I made a lime meringue pie (the meringue was perfect, the lime was far too tart) and then had a couple of glasses of champagne and promptly turned bright red all over- damn histamine reaction. Now to get some sleep, as I only got home at 6am.

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[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

Just how hard do you need to twist it during use? :-)

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Just the suggestion of the knbby end bit coming off is enough to give me the willies.

Oh, and I finally got around to listening to 'Guts'.

Aiee.

I really shouldnt have put it on the stereo while I worked outside, should I...

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

:-)

Yea, you generally don't want folks listening to "Guts" who haven't opted-in. Especially if you find yourself personally identifying with the events presented.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Well obviously I didnt personally identify with *all* the events...