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Mar. 24th, 2008 09:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Amazing what you find on the internets. Why, just this evening I stumbled across this (Not Safe For... anything, really) video clip of a gentleman using a bottle brush to clean his urethra. Cleanliness is close to godliness, watching the clip certainly had me calling to Jesus.

Which reminds me of the time I lied to my mother: she found my vibrating sound in the drainer with the cutlery. "Where does this go, and what's it for?"
I told her it was a cocktail stirrer. That's why it vibrates.
A most lovely afternoon, a very intimate dinner to celebrate Squirty's birthday. I made a lime meringue pie (the meringue was perfect, the lime was far too tart) and then had a couple of glasses of champagne and promptly turned bright red all over- damn histamine reaction. Now to get some sleep, as I only got home at 6am.

Which reminds me of the time I lied to my mother: she found my vibrating sound in the drainer with the cutlery. "Where does this go, and what's it for?"
I told her it was a cocktail stirrer. That's why it vibrates.
A most lovely afternoon, a very intimate dinner to celebrate Squirty's birthday. I made a lime meringue pie (the meringue was perfect, the lime was far too tart) and then had a couple of glasses of champagne and promptly turned bright red all over- damn histamine reaction. Now to get some sleep, as I only got home at 6am.
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Date: 2008-03-24 08:44 am (UTC)I think the only way you can possibly make it up to me is to post a video of yourself using that vibrating sound. It's the very least you can do.
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Date: 2008-03-24 08:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-03-24 08:56 am (UTC)Now where do we sign up to un-see things off the internet?
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Date: 2008-03-25 09:45 am (UTC)Oh, and I finally got around to listening to 'Guts'.
Aiee.
I really shouldnt have put it on the stereo while I worked outside, should I...
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Date: 2008-03-25 09:47 am (UTC)Yea, you generally don't want folks listening to "Guts" who haven't opted-in. Especially if you find yourself personally identifying with the events presented.
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Date: 2008-03-24 08:14 pm (UTC)Just in case I rip apart the inside of my cock, at least I know it will be clean and disinfected.
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Date: 2008-03-29 05:21 pm (UTC)Fortunately the test was negative...