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[growler_south]

Amazing what you find on the internets. Why, just this evening I stumbled across this (Not Safe For... anything, really) video clip of a gentleman using a bottle brush to clean his urethra. Cleanliness is close to godliness, watching the clip certainly had me calling to Jesus.



Which reminds me of the time I lied to my mother: she found my vibrating sound in the drainer with the cutlery. "Where does this go, and what's it for?"

I told her it was a cocktail stirrer. That's why it vibrates.

A most lovely afternoon, a very intimate dinner to celebrate Squirty's birthday. I made a lime meringue pie (the meringue was perfect, the lime was far too tart) and then had a couple of glasses of champagne and promptly turned bright red all over- damn histamine reaction. Now to get some sleep, as I only got home at 6am.

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[growler-south.livejournal.com]

You know you love a bit of bottle-brush action...

[barbarian-rat.livejournal.com]

I once had a STD test at the doc's office. She gave me the cotton swab thing, said It's better if the patient does it, and I'll be back in a few moments.... Ouch. That hurt.... She came back in, when I commented on it, she said - yep that's how I know if a patient has really done the test or not.

Fortunately the test was negative...