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Mar. 24th, 2008 09:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
growler_southAmazing what you find on the internets. Why, just this evening I stumbled across this (Not Safe For... anything, really) video clip of a gentleman using a bottle brush to clean his urethra. Cleanliness is close to godliness, watching the clip certainly had me calling to Jesus.
Which reminds me of the time I lied to my mother: she found my vibrating sound in the drainer with the cutlery. "Where does this go, and what's it for?"
I told her it was a cocktail stirrer. That's why it vibrates.
A most lovely afternoon, a very intimate dinner to celebrate Squirty's birthday. I made a lime meringue pie (the meringue was perfect, the lime was far too tart) and then had a couple of glasses of champagne and promptly turned bright red all over- damn histamine reaction. Now to get some sleep, as I only got home at 6am.
Which reminds me of the time I lied to my mother: she found my vibrating sound in the drainer with the cutlery. "Where does this go, and what's it for?"
I told her it was a cocktail stirrer. That's why it vibrates.
A most lovely afternoon, a very intimate dinner to celebrate Squirty's birthday. I made a lime meringue pie (the meringue was perfect, the lime was far too tart) and then had a couple of glasses of champagne and promptly turned bright red all over- damn histamine reaction. Now to get some sleep, as I only got home at 6am.
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Date: 2008-03-24 08:14 pm (UTC)Just in case I rip apart the inside of my cock, at least I know it will be clean and disinfected.
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Date: 2008-03-25 05:15 am (UTC)