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[growler_south]

*looks in mirror*

Dammit, middle-age, aren't I supposed to be getting fatter, not skinnier?

Guess I should try eatin something. Or doing some exercise. Or something.

*mutter grumble*

Comments

[champdaddy.livejournal.com]

mid-30s is the new puberty...

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

In that case, shouldnt my dick be gettin bigger? (though I am still gettin hairier. On my back, mostly, since theres little left to cover.)

[evanrude.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I'm gaining enough weight to share with a few people.

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

33 is not middle age yet, is it?

Did your dad start putting on weight at some point?

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

You really must meet my folks. Dad's just me, only older.

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

I'd be delighted. Though it might lead to one of those "gosh your dad's a DILF" creepy moments. Depends largely on whether he's got a beard at the moment.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Dad's had a beard for 20 years at least. Wierd how you've met my sister and my nephew but not mum and dad.

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

No, it's just weird how I met your sister.

It's weird how both your sister and mine need to lay off the red hair dye.

It's also weird how much your sister looks like your mum.

It's also weird how well that photo worked for being backlit. Did you fiddle with it?

I'm not posting a family photo for comparison here. I don't have a good one. But there's a bad one on www.furbium.com, if you look.

[beastbriskett.livejournal.com]

The way you cook, you don't have to worry about getting heavier. Enjoy your litheness while you can, youngster!

[dhbearguy.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm otterlicious

[musclebearnz.livejournal.com]

you lucky sod.... dont complain...
skinny is much healthier... and looks good in most cases..

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

But I wanna be a big gruff daddybear like you!!

[musclebearnz.livejournal.com]

Oh to be back in the 80's again, when I was a skinny waif of a thing..