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[growler_south]

Looking at Xtube- I love the fake personals adverts down the side. "Trevor38328, Auckland! theBigOne28, auckland! CodyMyBootay, North Shore!"

Dude, these guys are all black. I know every black gay man in Auckland. Yes, both of them. These guys aren't them. And Trevor38328 appears to be posing on the hood of a Sebring.

Of course, I'm only looking at Xtube because I just finished work. Well, not *just*, I finished work 2 hours ago, but I just crawled into bed and as my head hit the pillow I thought... "Shit. I left 6 bottles of Becks in the ice chest. If they freeze they'll explode and ruin all the ice." SO back to Kamo I went, removed beer from ice chest, and now back home. No longer sleepy. Well, not just yet...

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[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

Xtube is based in Toronto. They probably live in the gay ghetto here :)

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

There's an Auckland in Toronto?

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

We keep it in the basement.

[snousle.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't believe how many ads I see for Hot! Men! In! UKIAH!!!

Yeah, right... I know every white gay man here too!

'Know'?

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Biblically?

I cant believe they *all* fit your 'type'. Hang on. Ukiah. Hmmm. Maybe I can.

;-)

[nzbear5.livejournal.com]

Or the ads of this blog (http://doitdaddy.blogspot.com/) and others. Grrrr!

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Just looked at the site. There in the fake adverts is a guy I know- with the picture I took, with his camera! He lives in Switzerland. He's not been to NZ in 3 years. Awesome!!!!

[nzbear5.livejournal.com]

WTF Awesome!

[egbubba.livejournal.com]

OK. So, here's my "Black guy in NZ" story.

Had a two week break in my last year of grad school. Did the whole NZ Bus Tour for People Under 40 thing. I forget which major city. The one with the SF-like cable cars. (A lot of NZ reminded me of Northern California for some reason.) At some American-ized bar. Called "Chicago", I think. Dance with some American girl. She asks me what team I play for.
"No. I'm a dentist."
"No you're not. Why are you making that up?"
Little did I know that every black guy in NZ is apparently a minor American talent there to play pro NZ basketball.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Wellington. And yes, if you're black you've probably been imported to play basketball. Not sure why black people are so few here, there's no racial bias: on the contrary, black guys are such a rarity that they are instantly popular, especially at Urge. Some kind of stereotyping, I suspect. Not sure what. Anyway.

Why dont you come visit again? ;-)