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Mar. 7th, 2009 01:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
growler_southOMG there were 4 police cars round the back of Urge this afternoon- some dude had been trying to break into cars (including my poor wee MR2) and someone had called the cops on him.
It seems the call went something like:
"This is 111 emergency, what is your emergency?"
"Yeah, there's this guy breaking into cars in the carpark below, can you send your hottest police officers to arrest him please?"
"Certainly sir. Beards, goatees, and tattoos acceptable? Hairy chests? Maybe a gorilla or two?"
"Sounds good."
Honestly, you sometimes see a hot cop on the street in Auckland. Maybe one driving past. Always partnered with a much-less hot cop. But this afternoon...
I was more than happy to be interviewed by the tall, refrigerator-like constable with the shaved head, prematurely silver goatee, and big tribal tatts down one arm. But when his mate, an older daddybear sergeant with a long dark goatee started asking about the MR2 and mentioned that it was probably "more fun than sex"... *drool*
Not to mention the other two, one large polynesian lad with rolls on the back of his neck, the other a hairy wee otter with his top buttons undone...
I think I need to take up a life of crime.
It seems the call went something like:
"This is 111 emergency, what is your emergency?"
"Yeah, there's this guy breaking into cars in the carpark below, can you send your hottest police officers to arrest him please?"
"Certainly sir. Beards, goatees, and tattoos acceptable? Hairy chests? Maybe a gorilla or two?"
"Sounds good."
Honestly, you sometimes see a hot cop on the street in Auckland. Maybe one driving past. Always partnered with a much-less hot cop. But this afternoon...
I was more than happy to be interviewed by the tall, refrigerator-like constable with the shaved head, prematurely silver goatee, and big tribal tatts down one arm. But when his mate, an older daddybear sergeant with a long dark goatee started asking about the MR2 and mentioned that it was probably "more fun than sex"... *drool*
Not to mention the other two, one large polynesian lad with rolls on the back of his neck, the other a hairy wee otter with his top buttons undone...
I think I need to take up a life of crime.
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Date: 2009-03-07 12:47 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-03-07 02:18 am (UTC)All my buttons have been pushed now.
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Date: 2009-03-07 03:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-07 07:06 am (UTC)Ours are shifty and dishonest and mean-spirited and repeatedly taser people.
Do NZ police have guns?
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Date: 2009-03-07 06:31 pm (UTC)Just goes to illustrate what the USA is missing out on, what with most police departments here banning facial hair (other than a cop-stache) and visible tattoos. Bleah!
Glad you got to enjoy the eye candy... did they take your contact info? Maybe you'll be hearing from them again! *grin*
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Date: 2009-03-09 06:08 am (UTC)Oh, wait... nothings really changed at ALL, has it? :-)
xxx