>4 sheets is as long as my forearm. I could shit on the *floor* and mop it up with that. >I know things are bigger in the US but you use 4 sheets to wipe your cock? its not THAT big buddy. And if it is then I'm booking you a flight to NZ right now!. BTW ever heard of shaking it? >Hairy guys *do* use more paper, I should know, being a fuzzy-butt guy myself, but Andrew's not that hairy, and I sincerely hope Rebecca isnt either!!
Even if you go to 16 sheets (thats about 6 feet of paper!!) thats one movement every hour. You'd be exhausted, youd get no sleep, and you'd be damn hungry...
Girls eat toilet paper. With their vaginas dentata. Its the only explanation.
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Date: 2004-11-02 02:57 pm (UTC)>I know things are bigger in the US but you use 4 sheets to wipe your cock? its not THAT big buddy. And if it is then I'm booking you a flight to NZ right now!. BTW ever heard of shaking it?
>Hairy guys *do* use more paper, I should know, being a fuzzy-butt guy myself, but Andrew's not that hairy, and I sincerely hope Rebecca isnt either!!
Even if you go to 16 sheets (thats about 6 feet of paper!!) thats one movement every hour. You'd be exhausted, youd get no sleep, and you'd be damn hungry...
Girls eat toilet paper. With their vaginas dentata. Its the only explanation.