Watersports, anyone?

[growler_south]

And now, for your delight and entertainment, a photo of the guy who just pissed on the glass front door here at work. Panic ensued. My camera jammed until after he'd finished. My camera hates me. I hate my camera more though.



Note the cunning placement of the white rag- it serves to disguise the fact that his shorts have no crotch. For easy access so he can pee on whatever he likes I guess.

Given a more conducive environment and an attractive gentleman, I might find this antisocial behaviour intriguing. But I'm at work, and he's hideously deformed, especially in the trousersnake department.

Believe me, we all know this for a fact.

UPDATE: To make things worse, a reliable source informs me that he had been drinking Fosters, as he left some empty cans near the buildings up the road.

Comments

[dfwteddybear.livejournal.com]

I'm all for watersports, but...eww.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

This would have been safe watersports, like safe scat where they do it on a glass tabletop. And yes, Eww...

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

Schizophrenia is NEVER attractive.

[musclebearnz.livejournal.com]

Poor baby... do you need victim support?

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

No, but Esther does...

[dacubsf.livejournal.com]

it would have been intriguing. Seeing how i'm into watersports. if he were attractive. I don't do homeless