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Dude: He likes going to Family! With other guys! I know what they do there, they meet and then go home and then fuck the shit out of each other! In the arse! You'd tell me if he's a fag, wont you?

Chick: And so? So what if your brother's gay? I'm not saying he is, but whats your problem?

Dude: It's a problem if he likes it in the arse! This is my brother we're talking about!

Chick (vicious, serious, deadpan): Some people like it in the arse and dont particularly care for people who dont.

Dude: You're not... oh shit. I'm so sorry. I'm such a dickhead. I'm sorry babe. Of course, I love my brother and whatever he's into is great. Let's just go home and I'll make it up to you.

Date: 2008-01-12 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beg1n.livejournal.com
lol...changed his mind a little, did he?

Date: 2008-01-12 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gryphons-hole.livejournal.com
I don't think he's gettin' any...

Date: 2008-01-13 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com
I dunno, I think she might be...

Date: 2008-01-13 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gryphons-hole.livejournal.com
Maybe doubly so...

Date: 2008-01-12 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluebear2.livejournal.com
If he really wants to make it up to her he'll buy her a strap-on.

Date: 2008-01-13 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] four-miles.livejournal.com
you were pretty kinky in my dream last night btw.

Date: 2008-01-13 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com
Oh puh-lease, it was all your idea! you were very creative with that axe handle...

Date: 2008-01-13 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fogbear.livejournal.com
Yaay Chick! There's hope yet.

Date: 2008-01-13 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barbarian-rat.livejournal.com
I second Bluebear2's comment

Date: 2008-01-14 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hiddendenim.livejournal.com
"I'm such a dickhead." - Damn Right!
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