growler_south

Dude: He likes going to Family! With other guys! I know what they do there, they meet and then go home and then fuck the shit out of each other! In the arse! You'd tell me if he's a fag, wont you?

Chick: And so? So what if your brother's gay? I'm not saying he is, but whats your problem?

Dude: It's a problem if he likes it in the arse! This is my brother we're talking about!

Chick (vicious, serious, deadpan): Some people like it in the arse and dont particularly care for people who dont.

Dude: You're not... oh shit. I'm so sorry. I'm such a dickhead. I'm sorry babe. Of course, I love my brother and whatever he's into is great. Let's just go home and I'll make it up to you.